[PSL] that ardyn thing

[carbungle]

Dumping ground for the Weird Uncle Ardyn PSL, something something shenanigans

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[equinoct]

[Noctis puffs his cheeks out stubbornly.]

I'm gonna worry about it when I hear it!

[scourgingstars]

Noct, you are a very kind snd compassionate child, to be so upset on another’s behalf. I’m touched, truly. But dangerous as the power if words may be, I think I’m quite a bit tougher than a few wayward remarks.

[equinoct]

Mm...

[He frowns, ducking his head and thinking for a moment with all the intensity that a small child can muster.]

So what am I supposed to do, then...?

[He certainly can't just keep his mouth shut about it.]

[scourgingstars]

Just try not to listen to it. The gossip of soldiers isn't something you should have to worry about, Your Highness.

[equinoct]

I can't turn my ears off!

[He reaches out and covers Ardyn's mouth with both hands.]

And don't call me that.

[scourgingstars]

[he has been effectively silenced!]

[(for once)]

[equinoct]

[Oh. apparently he can turn uncle's mouth off.

Gingerly he draws his hands back.]

Are you gonna do anything about it?

[scourgingstars]

Oh, I didn't plan on it. Rumors and the like don't bother me in the slightest.

[equinoct]

What about Dad? We should at least tell him. He'd get mad too if he heard people talk like that.

[He doesn't know much about being a king yet, but he knows that it's much scarier to have a king be mad at you than a little prince.]